Sex on the Beach, Boracay Style

12 Dec

Boracay was extremely beautiful and relaxing. It was an excellent getaway which was much needed in my life. I had a great time doing nothing. I specifically set out to just chill out and relax. I didn’t want to go scuba diving or ATVing. I just wanted to sit on the beach, get a few massages, have a few drinks, have some time to think, read and write a bit, eat some good food. And I did all of that. I was able to get away from the stresses that I had in Korea. I was able to connect with myself (I sound like a 43 year old single mom), and just watch the sunrise and sunset. It was amazing, and I would definitely do it again.

The only reason I came back so tired was because of the 12 hour layover, arriving at 5AM, then going to work the same day — my fault on the lack of planning. But something that stressed me out was the over bearing sex being propositioned everywhere. Some people are all about that, and that’s fine, but that’s not for me. Maybe it was because I was a man vacationing alone, but I got solicited for all different kinds of sex services! Trannys, pimps, gay men, masseuses, couples. You name it, I was offered. BTW, has anyone noticed how bold some gay people can be? You can be talking about the economic hazards vs the employment benefits of having tourism on an island… and then out of complete left field, they’ll look you straight in the eye with  the eye of the tiger and ask “What if I kiss you?” I mean really??? That’s your move??? Where’s the tact, the prototypical well spoken, well mannered men of homosexuality? Who knows, maybe economic jargon is a turn on for some..

With that said, I think all that stuff was unique to my experience (I have an uncanny ability to attract men and half men). If you’re not traveling alone, you won’t be bothered much from the women/men/other of the night. There were tons of families and couples having a great time, and I think anyone else looking to go would have a great time too. If you’re looking for the extra curricular stuff, head over to Manila. Boracay’s definitely beach first.


4 Responses to “Sex on the Beach, Boracay Style”

  1. Ralph January 8, 2011 at 12:31 AM #

    Sorry, this has nothing to do with your post, but about Korean Class 101. Why’d you leave!!! I hadn’t been listening to the podcast in awhile (okay, a long while), but I started up again only to find out you left (along with a lot of other really great teachers). WTF! You seriously made the podcasts entertaining and worth listening to. Any advice as to where I can go to get the same quality now that you’re gone? What about this website?

  2. ADAM February 12, 2011 at 5:35 AM #

    I have a super quick story that involves you which may make you feel proud. Where can I message you? It’s from your Koreanclass101 days… sorry if you are trying to get away from that.


  3. ihcahieh February 13, 2011 at 6:07 AM #

    KEITH!!! I’m Filipino and learning Korean through Koreanclass101 and I find your classes very entertaining! Now on Absolute Beginner S2, will go on for another year until I finish Advanced, hehe. Too bad you left. Anyway, hope you had fun her in the Philippines!


    • xiandi May 5, 2011 at 12:07 AM #

      Hi Keith! First of all, I want you to know that I was an avid listener of yours way back on your 1st beginner lesson on (I think since 2007)… Although I am a shame to let you know that i still need learn a lot to master the language. Thanks to you, Hyunwoo and Soul for those lessons, I actually fell asleep many nights w/ my earphone just listening to those lessons.

      I’m from the Philippines and Boracay really was a great place, but just a piece of advise, don’t travel alone next time. Although I am sure that it certainly feels like home to you because there are lots of Korean there and most were actually permanent visitors. I’ve been there 4 times and will keep coming back w/ my friends.

      That’s all..hope to see your Photos on your next visit to Manila.

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